Teen Choices

David Card | August 11, 2004, 06:21 PM

Some things to ponder while watching the Teen Choice Awards tonight on FOX:

- Lindsay Lohan, can it last?

- But if you thought Britney was done, check out who won best single. But nothing else.

- The boys on the WB did better than the girls. Oh wait, the O.C. is on Fox, I keep forgetting.

- How did Brad Pitt win best actor/drama for Troy? Wasn't that rated R? And what does that say about Tobey?

- Tony Hawk and Mia Hamm are best athletes. So much for the Big Three sports, tennis and the WNBA. (Serena & Kobe ruled last year.)

- Why does Orlando Bloom get three awards, but none solo - all for teamwork (Liplock, Chemistry, Fight Scene)? Anxious fans are wondering.

- Jessica Simpson, Fashion Icon. Yikes.

- Blink-182 won best love song. Whoulda thunk Tom and Mark were so sensitive? Travis, maybe. It is acoustic, I guess. With strings.

- Punk'd is the only MTV property that won anything. Well, except for Britney and Usher and Ashley Simpson....