Serpents on a Jet

David Card | August 16, 2006, 08:33 AM

Sure, I'm a guy who regularly quotes William Goldman's rule Roman Numeral I on Hollywood: "Nobody knows anything." But I bet New Line knows more than JoBlo. I bet the Internet -- and everywhere else -- -hyped "Snakes" does just fine.

"Personally I was really into the film about 3-4 months ago, but I think the past month, month and a half, I've tuned out," said Berge Garabedian, a Canadian writer better known on the Internet as JoBlo, the founder of a fanboy destination site.

Love how he calls "Snakes on a Plane" a "film." What a poser.