I do not like that Face book, Sam-I-am

Michael Gartenberg | July 19, 2007, 10:45 AM

The other side of Facebook, from my old friend David Bogner.

[with apologies to the late, great Dr. Seuss]

I do not like that Facebook puts me in a box.
I do not like zombie/vampire invites from a fox.
I do not like food-fights or fake gifts of food.
I do not like knowing so much about your mood.
I do not like being informed when you are here or there.
I do not like friend invites that hound me everywhere.
I do not like time suckage one step above spam.
I do not like Facebook, Sam-I-am.